落とし穴９掘：日常とお約束 前篇
### Pitfall 9: Daily Life and Conventions (Part 1)
For the first time, I’ve split a chapter into a Part 1 and Part 2.
Apologies for the inconsistent updates lately.
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**Daily Life and Conventions (Part 1)**
**Side: Yuki**
Today was quite the ordeal.
No, how should I put this? It was one of those events that won’t make it into the history books—a standard trope, a cliché, if you will...
I realize that probably makes no sense, so I’m writing this down as a diary entry.
I’ll leave it to future generations to decide whether to view this as a comedy, a tragedy, or just another page of meaningless daily life.
For the sake of the parties involved, I personally hope this record remains nothing more than a trivial, worthless day.
Then why am I writing it down?
Well, if you don’t record the interesting stuff, how are you going to create more entertainment for the world? It’s just a little anecdote.
I can guarantee it’s not as grand a story as "Manjuu Kowai."
Anyway, just read it.
◇ Month ○, Day △, Saturday. Inside the Dungeon: Sunny.
My consciousness slowly drifts back to the surface.
I realize I was asleep and gradually wake up.
Even though I’ve gotten used to dungeon life, there are times when I still feel that sudden, anxious urge to "get to work."
Is that just the nature of being Japanese?
"Nn, mmm?"
I hear a cute voice beside me.
Ah, that’s right. I was sleeping with Seraria today, wasn't I?
Ever since Luna’s declaration—and her promise that if there were any issues with pregnancy affecting the mother or child, she would use her divine authority to heal them—I’ve been able to be intimate with my wives without worry.
This is the third time with Seraria.
Our first night was exactly as promised: I was drained dry.
I was worried about whether she was pushing herself too hard, but in the end, we stayed connected until morning.
I felt completely wiped out, but Seraria looked radiant.
I wonder why that is? We’re both expending energy, so why is it that only the man feels so exhausted?
As I’m thinking this, Seraria opens her eyes.
Did I move too much?
"…Good morning, dear."
"Morning. Did I wake you?"
"No, I just woke up naturally."
As she says this, she moves to drape herself over me inside the futon.
"…Um, are we doing this again today?"
"Naturally. We have to take care of the morning routine, don't we?"
Seraria seems to love being intimate, and it’s become a staple for us to have one round in the morning before getting up.
I’m pretty sure we did quite a bit yesterday, too.
"…Even though you're so big inside me, you don't have to hold back, you know."
"It feels like we'll have a child soon."
"That would make me happy. Should we increase the frequency in the mornings, too?"
While saying things like that, we ended up going a few more rounds before finally getting up.
Ah, I really am being drained dry.
"Good morning."
I say that as I carry breakfast into the banquet hall with Aslin and the others.
"Good morning! Sorry to make you do this every morning, Yuki-san."
"Well, it’s not a chore to cook for everyone. You all eat so happily, it makes it worth the effort."
"I’m just happy I get to cook with you, Big Brother!!"
"Today is the miso soup and rolled omelet that Big Brother made."
"…And the rest is grilled fish. Salmon, right? Aslin and Firia worked hard on that."
"Nn. What did Labyris make?"
When Riel asks Labyris that, Aslin and Firia point toward the rice cooker.
"Labyris-chan cooked the rice for us."
"For everyone’s portion."
"Oh, that must have been a lot of work, Labyris."
"Thanks. But I can’t keep letting Yuki do all the cooking forever. Someday, I’ll show you that I can reach that level of flavor."
I don't know—does the taste really change just by using a rice cooker?
Well, she’s motivated, so it would be rude to interfere.
As we were preparing breakfast like that, Rurua arrived.
"H-Husband!! Is it true that you were intimate with Seraria-sama multiple times this morning!?"
…Um, I’ve been intimate with everyone here, including Aslin and the others, but we don't usually have conversations like this first thing in the morning…
"Ho, so that’s why Seraria was looking even more radiant than usual in the bath this morning. So, how many times did you do it, Big Brother?"
"Ehh, I’ve never done it in the morning!!"
"…Pervert."
"Ah, I see. No wonder you smelled so strongly of Seraria today, Yuki-san."
"…Tori, are you sniffing him?"
"I-It’s not like that, Eris!? I’m a Wolf Beastman, so I’m just sensitive to scents…"
"I know. The laundry. Yuki-san’s…"
"Waa!! Waa!!"
Things are getting a bit chaotic…
"Big Brother, how many times did you do it with Seraria-onee-sama?"
"Big Brother!! If you had told me, I would have helped too!!"
"…Everyone’s so energetic this morning."
"Don't touch me, Labyris."
Labyris is a Succubus, after all, and she has some very impressive techniques, so if she starts touching me, it’s going to be a real problem.
By the way, these three are usually together when we’re intimate; Aslin and Firia go first, and then Labyris takes over after they’ve fallen asleep, keeping me busy until morning. Or rather, she doesn't let me sleep.
"Answer us!! There’s a possibility that the amount you have left for today is low!!"
"…!!?"
When Rurua says that, everyone looks shocked.
"…That’s not just a little bit of a problem, that’s a huge problem."
"I want a lot inside me…"
"…Big problem."
Um, it’s not my fault, but why is everyone glaring at me…?
"I-It’s okay. I’ll make sure to work hard for Rurua and everyone else, too."
"Really!? Tonight is my turn. You’ll do it a lot, a whole lot, right!?"
…Rurua looked so happy that I couldn't bring myself to say it would be impossible at that moment.
But, you know, they do understand that I have a limit, right?
By the way, Rurua seems to like using her chest for service, and she tries that every time.
It feels good, so I don't mind, but aren't they dissatisfied that the amount I can release inside them ends up being less?
"Oh my? Everyone’s food is ready, so why are you just chatting instead of eating?"
Seraria sits down at her seat, her face still glowing from her bath, and demands her meal.
Since the matter was settled by my declaration to work hard, everyone took their seats and began to eat.
"Say, are you alright? You look a little tired."
"…Well, I’ve been working hard with Seraria since this morning."
"Oh my, you can sleep all day if you like. I’ll nurse you back to health. Including 'down there,' too."
This wife of mine never wavers.
She’s a great wife.
"Well then, let’s do our best today."
"Yes!"
With that, everyone leaves the inn for their respective workplaces.
"Alright, let’s head to school, too."
"Okay!"
"…Won't you carry me soon?"
As usual, I lift the three of them up and start moving.
"…Have you all gotten bigger? I feel like you’ve gotten heavier."
"Eh!?"
"Big Brother, I-I haven't gained weight!?"
"…You should phrase that differently. It’s not that, you two. It means you’re growing. My chest has gotten bigger, too."
Well, Labyris’s chest growth is practically something I’ve been helping with…
Still, her melons are growing, but her height hasn't changed at all.
"Ouch."
"Oh my, there are some things you can only enjoy because I’m small."
Labyris clings to me tightly as she says that.
"Ah, that’s cheating."
"Me too!!"
The other two cling to me tightly as well.
"Alright, just hold on tight. One, two…"
"Fast, it’s fast!!"
"As expected of Big Brother!!"
"…Fufu."
And so, we hurried off to school.
In the far future, opinions on this story are divided into two camps:
*I’m so jealous, just explode!!*
*This man is doing it right. He is the model of a man.*
Well, if this serves as a topic of conversation for Yuki, then perhaps this diary served its purpose, didn't it?
*To be continued in Part 2.*
How was it?
By the way, I won't be writing the details of the baby-making, okay? lol
"Because I'm just a kid." ...You don't believe that, do you? lol