第２４３掘：生贄と悪巧み (Part2)
Alternatively, prepare multiple targets for the event.
If that's the case, there's only one answer.
A Japanese person in front of me, who possesses knowledge of otaku-related matters and covers all the expected tropes.
"Ah, excuse me. I'm going to the restroom."
The Hero attempts to stand up, but it's not going to happen.
I firmly grasp his shoulder and say,
"Taiki-kun, you mentioned wanting to spread your wings, right? I think this is the perfect opportunity. Come on, experiencing these classic events is something you don't get to do often, you know?"
"No, no, I'm an observer, a consumer-type otaku. I prefer to watch stories on screens or paper, laugh, and make witty remarks. Besides, I really don't have time for such experiences. And, you know, I'm the King? Honestly, who would get involved in trouble they already know is coming?"
Saying that, he grips my hand on his shoulder and removes it.
Of course, both Taiki-kun and I are putting considerable effort into this.
However, Taiki-kun's actions are also within my predictions.
He's the type who doesn't want to deal with troublesome things, just like me.
So, I'll make another move here.
"Ruth, I believe you'll be going to the New Continent as a doppelganger. Are there any problems?"
"Well, I don't think there will be any problems with that, and you can handle state affairs after you return."
"Ruth, I don't want to go!!"
"So, His Majesty says... "
"I see, in that case, it can't be helped. There will likely be good girls at the academy on the New Continent, and it would have been a perfect chance to get acquainted with nobles from the New Continent while you're there, and a great opportunity to take in more wives besides Airi-san. Nobles from the New Continent are meaningless here."
At that moment, Ruth's eyes snap open.
The moment his patriotism awakens.
"Your Majesty, you absolutely must assist Yuki-dono! This is a once-in-a-thousand-years opportunity. For our country to take a step ahead when diplomatic relations are established with the New Continent, and for Your Majesty to take in concubines!"
"Whoa, I just witnessed an incredible flip-flop! Airi wouldn't like that! You'd have less time together!"
Sweet, sweet. I immediately open my mouth.
"How about Airi-san coming along too? You can enjoy a life alone together in a land where no one knows you, in temporary bodies."
"Taiki-sama, you should definitely cooperate with Yuki-san!"
"Nooooooo—!!"
The match is over.
"Don't worry. If the events become concentrated on your end, I'll provide support."
"Haa, well, I suppose I would do the same if I were in your shoes. Understood..."
Alright, with this, I can disperse the events.
Even if they are concentrated, since there are two people with that kind of knowledge, it should be easier to handle.
Heh heh heh, who would want to live a typical school life?
"Listen, break every single flag you encounter. That's why I'm allowing your wives to accompany you."
"I see, so that's your intention. Indeed, if you do that, you can prevent things like 'choro-in' (easily swayed girls). You'll already have someone with you from the start."
"Entering the academy is confirmed. I considered teachers and administrative staff, but they're quite strict."
"Teachers and administrative staff are also typical tropes, and from a job perspective, leaving after half a year would be filled with guilt."
"Ah, that's disqualifying as a member of society. Therefore, infiltrating as a student is the best approach."
"Ah, then how about the promised duels based on merit? They'll definitely come up. For example, refusing your enrollment, or handsome guys, or noble ladies."
"If that happens, we're leaving."
"Huh?"
"No, we'll move to the inn and I'll write a letter of complaint to the principal. Since it's a request from the country, students complaining is a forbidden topic. They should become obedient."
"Ah, we are recommended by the King of Zilba, after all. So, rejecting that is not an option. Then, what if the principal tells us to have a duel to satisfy those around him?"
"In that case, we'll set conditions for the duel with the principal."
"Hmm hmm, so you're making them concede to what we want since we're causing them extra trouble."
"Exactly. Fundamentally, it's the principal's responsibility for not being able to control the students, so we can make various demands."
"What else... let's see. What if there's a protagonist before us?"
"That depends on the protagonist's position. If they interfere, we'll crush them. If they seem like they'll get involved, we'll crush the source quickly."
"Wow, that sounds incredibly fun. You're a story breaker, aren't you? Is it okay to break the flags for the protagonist to become stronger or get along with the heroines?"
"Then, Taiki-kun can take responsibility and get involved."
"I refuse."
"You have a good personality."
"You too."
Saying that, we both laugh.
"You're thinking of something wicked, aren't you?"
"Yes, that look on Taiki-sama's face means he's thinking of something very wicked."
Wicked, how rude.
We're just discussing how to handle things because we know there will be trouble.
Yes, that's why we're not doing anything wrong.
Now, brace yourselves, tropes.
We will shatter every single one of you.
We prefer to observe, but we absolutely refuse to become the participants.
"So, Yuki-san, what if the protagonists have nothing to do with us?"
"Of course, we'll enjoy watching them. Real tsunderes or natural ones."
"As expected!! It's off-putting when they act tsundere in a maid cafe. I'd like to see a natural tsundere!"
"Right!!"
"Exactly!!"
Ah, in that case, I'll have to capture it on video.
A camera would be bad, right?
It should be done discreetly via call.
Ah, I'm starting to look forward to it.
Taiki-kun's long-awaited appearance!!
Like Yuki, a troubled person and an otaku!!
Will the two of them be able to surpass the tropes they can think of?!
The academy arc begins, fully prepared to shatter them.