第498堀:ウィードの惨状 (Part2)
"It’s all the same anyway. Honestly, what a state to be in just because Yuki-san isn't here. I’m starting to hate myself."
"I agree. Well, at least I’m glad I wasn't the only one left behind."
"That’s not exactly a comforting thought, though. So, what now? Shall we go get some tea somewhere..."
"Oh, you two are just in time."
Just as Eris began to speak, a voice suddenly called out from the side.
"Quar and Seraria?"
"Why are you being held by the scruff of your neck, Quar?"
For some reason, Seraria was being held by the back of her collar and thrust toward them.
"I understand the feelings of Her Majesty and all of Yuki-sama's wives, but it is unacceptable to order the Royal Guard to perform such reckless training. Please take this idiot off my hands."
"Did you just call me an idiot!?"
"You are an idiot. Starting training against a massive army out of nowhere is essentially telling them to go die."
"But I received word from my husband!! The gate opening DP will be accumulated in just a little over a day!! That’s why we have to train for the suppression!!"
*O-oh, my brother is coming back!? Tomorrow!?*
"...*Sigh*. Yuki-sama, who believes in resolving things peacefully, would never engage in a war of annihilation against a massive army. Besides, the reports state that things have settled down through negotiations with Baide, do they not?"
"My husband is being deceived!! He was kidnapped, so it’s strange to settle things so peacefully!! Tell General Steve and the monster army to prepare for deployment immediately!! I authorize the use of all weaponry!!"
"Even if you annihilate the enemy, it will only increase the workload for Yuki-sama and Her Majesty. You received a message asking for a small, elite force precisely to avoid provoking the other side, didn't you? And do you really think Yuki-sama is the type to be deceived?"
"...But my husband is soft."
"He is not soft. Yuki-sama is a thorough realist. Looking at Her Majesty, he seems soft toward his own family, but... as royalty, one must always be prepared to cut off their own kin. Seraria-sama used to have that resolve, but you have become soft lately."
"Nghhh..."
"Therefore, it is decided that the wives will be the small, elite force. General Steve and the others will likely accompany you, but the main force will be you wives, so go get your equipment ready. Take this idiot with you. She’s a nuisance. She won't let any administrative paperwork progress; she just snaps the pens in half."
*Is Seraria like that too...?*
Feeling like that, they were chased out of the government building and trudged toward Narjia's place.
"Seraria, have you calmed down?"
"...Yes. I seem to have lost my composure a bit, knowing my husband is coming back."
"That’s only natural, so it can't be helped. Let's ask Narjia-san to prepare something powerful. To protect Yuki-san, the children, and everyone else."
"That's right. We are the only ones who can save my husband. We must ensure our equipment is solid."
"...You two, please stay calm."
"I am calm."
"I am calm."
Seeing the two of them, who were clearly not calm at all, actually made me feel more composed. If I don't keep a lid on this, my brother is going to dislike me. Indeed, nothing will get done in this state, will it?
In that condition, when they arrived at Narjia's place, for some reason, Ria and Jessica were being made to sit in *seiza*.
"What happened to you two?"
"Oh, Seraria. Well, you know..."
"No... that is..."
They looked away, looking awkward. Had something happened?
"Well, never mind. Both of you, stand up. You heard that my husband is coming back, didn't you? We are going to prepare our equipment. Powerful gear to annihilate the enemy!!"
"That's right!! To save Yuki-san and the others, we need equipment that will destroy everything!!"
The two of them, who had been saying such things, immediately clutched their heads and crouched down. It was because they had been struck on the head. If you get hit by Deryu, whose specialty is hand-to-hand combat, it’s bound to hurt.
"Honestly. I came here hearing that a bunch of bloodthirsty idiots had arrived, but couldn't you be a bit more level-headed? If you go on a rampage over there, Yuki will divorce you!! Is that what you want!!"
"No way!? I won't get a divorce!?"
"That’s impossible!?"
"Then calm down. If you make it rain blood on innocent people just because you’re angry, anyone would want a divorce, wouldn't they?"
"...That is..."
"...You're right."
That was only natural. I wouldn't want to be with someone who would commit a massacre just because they were angry.
"Ria and Jessica were the same, so I hit them and made them sit in *seiza* to cool their heads. Well, I know it might be hard to restrain yourselves, but that is precisely why this is a critical moment. I’ll say it again: this is based on the experience of those who came before us. Rampaging on impulse will never lead to a good result."
"..."
All four of them slumped. It was only natural, as they had forced Deryu to speak of bitter memories.
"So, Ratz, are you also in the 'rampage' camp?"
"No. Seeing everyone else, I’ve calmed down. I think equipment suited for defense would be better than annihilation weapons, don't you?"
"Hmm. It seems you’re okay."
"And maybe some hidden weapons, like throwing blades, to kill them secretly..."
"...*Sigh*. I knew it, it was a lost cause after all."
*Bonk.* A fist descended, and I ended up crouching on the ground as well. Why is that not allowed? The person responsible for kidnapping my brother deserves nothing but death, right?
Ah, Deryu, please stop. It was just a joke, I swear!?
Yes, before I knew it, including the pitfalls and everything else, this was the 600th chapter. Thank you for your long support until now. And I look forward to your continued support in the future.