Episode 249: Koo-chan's Daily Video Rankings
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It's time for the daily! The upload video rankings are here!
Today too, let's take a look at the videos created by the fun-loving Vivian crew, who poured their souls into making them!
As usual, we're starting from 11th place!
Why 11th place?
Because we want to stay one step ahead of everyone else!
So, first up — 11th place!
With Tora Mountain Toraiko presenting: 'Dragon Quest V: Getting the Strongest Gear in the First Casino — RTA'!
The legendary gambler and "Commentary Princess"! Tora-chan has done it again!
I can't believe it! A time of thirty-three minutes and twenty-eight seconds since the start at Oracle Berry Church! At this point, it's absolutely clear they must've tampered with the internal data! Yet, miraculously, a brand-new cartridge was found! A challenge under the watchful eyes of everyone present! Is there nothing this woman can't accomplish?!
And... tenth place!
Same here, Tora-san! 'Tetris Hundred Match Challenge! — If you lose, I'll give you a week's worth of VP (Vivian Points)!'
Is she the strongest commentator in history?! The super play by Tora-chi is utterly dismantling even seasoned Tetris players (those confident in their skills)!
Next, 9th place!
Enmoto Kazuha! 'Cthulhu TTRPG Replay — Prove That Murder! ~ Part III'
The very essence of the "Storyteller Princess" is right here! She's the modern-day Scheherazade!
A story where mysteries call out to one another, and familiar to all who've experienced "A genuine mystery, yet the players are so weak that the riddle seems impossible to solve"! Well, now, is there really no choice but to wait for the answer episode to find out the true culprit!?
And next, 8th place!
Nadzu Nanami! "What Happens If You Remove a Zombie's Arms and Jaw?"
The return of "Laughter Princess"! Her long-awaited, utterly insane video is here!
What fate awaits this pitiful "Zombie" man!?
7th place!
Once again, Nanzu Nanami! 'Trying Out "Zombie" Cosplay All Over Town'
Seriously, Nanami, can you please cut it out already?! You're gonna get yourself killed any second now!?
My personal favorite scene is when she gets one-punched by Gatekeeper Rii-chan!
6th place!
Animation Research Club presents "The Staff of the Wind Singer"!
Ranking impressively once again, just like yesterday!
The climax's stunningly beautiful battle scene is a must-see!
It's a well-known secret that the original professionals from "Grandelinia" are involved in the production!
Number 5!
The Girl Who Speaks Her Mind Club presents "Dialogue: The State of This Country and Its Future – PART 45"
This seriously intense interview video has become quite the masterpiece by now! Updating almost daily since the "kingdom" was established wasn't just for show! The familiar, crummy random musings have now taken on a surprisingly solid sense of reality!
I'm getting tired of shouting—fourth place here!
Ranten Ayaka: 'What Happened When I Survived on Just Monster Meat for a Month wwww'
Ayaka was absolutely thought to have turned into some incomprehensible monster! Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, she's in perfect health. If anything, she's even gotten slimmer—this could spark a "Monster Meat" diet craze, couldn't it?!
...Seriously though, can you share some of that meat next time?
Andeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
From now on, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Announcing the rankings! Ahead of time!
This Kudryavka will now present some entertaining videos handpicked from the lower-ranked videos!
First of all...!
Kiriha Yui & Her Fun Friends! 'Minecraft Commentary: Building Ikebukuro Before It Breaks!'
This is a masterpiece that took over a month to create!
It accurately recreates the now-lost streets of Ikebukuro!
Once you've seen that scene... gaaah... it's enough to bring tears to my eyes!
The friendly banter between team members is also a must-see!
Next!
Nanami Nonono! "Tried painting my boyfriend's nails wwww!"
This is a rare couple's video these days!
I'm truly impressed by Nonono-chan's dedication—she even went all the way to shoot a "Grandeliana"!
Even the final scene where his boyfriend's nail art gets ruined in just one day from civil engineering work was pulled off with such speed and perfect timing... Wait, oh no, I just spoiled the punchline! Sorry! Explode with laughter!
Now then, the long-awaited... (drumroll)... top rankings! Starting from third place!
Eukami Chi. Live commentary on 'I finally tried playing the Blue Demon game'!
Who would've thought this latecomer live commentary would suddenly gain so much traction! He even rewrote the software himself to make the commentary sound more natural!
...Wait, if you're going to put this much effort into it, wouldn't it be faster to just comment live in your real voice? Chiichan's voice is cute, after all. Oh, right now I just got a message flashing at light speed: "Mind your own business!" Amazing, cyber girl Chiichan!
Second place!
Chita Mizuki! "Trying to Sing 'White Berry: Summer Festival'"
Our familiar "Song Princess," Mizuki-chan's "singing attempt" video!
Seriously... seriously... this is so touching...
You see... the lyrics "deep within a distant dream"... that's just perfect, isn't it?
It matches the current situation perfectly!
And now!
Today's!
Daily Ranking #1 is... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(Elaborate fanfare plays)
Love! River! Inner! Momoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"Recreating the Street Fighter 2 Bonus Stage Using a Brand-New Lamborghini Priced at 40 Million Yen"!
Here it is! Momochan's new creation!
Found the Lamborghini Countach at "Grandelina" through the fans' massive quantity operation—completely smashed into scrap metal!!
This is the true essence of "the end"! As long as the car can move, that's all that matters!
Also check out the bonus video where someone throws away a "Château Le Pin" priced at an average of 300,000 yen, calling it "bitter"!
...Yes!
And so, that's it for today!
Thank you all for watching, Vivian Girls!
Today was fun. But tomorrow will be even more fun, Homotarou?
"Hekk" (mysterious deep male voice)
See you tomorrow at this time.
See you next time♪