That 293, there's no fixing this hair.
Souryu: "Hey, you..."
Yellow Pig: "Hm?"
Souryu: "Why are you always so full of yourself around the other pigs?"
Yellow Pig: "Well, it's because I'm the most natural leader."
Souryu: "Lies. You're just selfish. You ignore other people's feelings and always put your own desires first. You're no different from the 'Wolf Clan' at all."
Yellow Porpoise: "Hey now. What's there to be upset about? I give you whatever you want, don't I?"
Souryu: "……It's not about things I want. What I desire is love."
Yellow Porpoise: "I love you."
Souryu: "No. What you really want is just my beauty and body. You only want me as a trophy to show off to everyone else."
Yellow Porpoise: "That's not true... "
Soryu: "No! I'm fed up with this lifestyle! With your personality! With your selfish sex! Goodbye!"
Dolphin: "B-b-biiii~"
An awkward silence.
And then,
"...Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to get over."
The "Gambler" touches his forehead with a finger, frowning.
She had apparently taken great care to ensure she wouldn't be taken by any of the other pig people this time around.
But it didn’t work out. In the end, no matter what, the pig person and the princess would still part ways.
It seemed this game was designed that way from the very beginning.
Yellow Pig: "Souryuu wasn't suitable for me. I'll look for my next bride."
And thus, after a long adventure, we were finally approaching the ultimate showdown.
Below is the strategy chart I jotted down during that time—'Porkman's Quest' guide.
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Go to the castle and obtain "The Princess's Love (Laugh)." Beneath it, acquire the "Moon Stone."
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At the town of Daiyon, visit Nakamichi's grave. Obtain the "Pure Silver Guitar" in front of the grave.
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Carry the "Pure Silver Guitar" to the Sun's Shrine. Play the guitar there to obtain the "Sunny Weather Staff."
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Battle the mid-boss Golem in the town of Daigo.
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In the town of Daigo, use "The Princess's Love (Laugh)" to obtain the "True Hero's Proof."
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Thanks to the "True Hero's Proof," the pigs' equipment transforms into "Hero's ○○."
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Using "Moonstone," "Sunny Rod," and "True Hero's Proof" causes a clog in the home toilet.
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Using the "Hero's Rubber Cup," clean the toilet at home. Obtained "Niji no Shizuku."
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Seriously, have I been forced to carry this trash around this whole time just for this moment? I'm furious.
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Using "Niji no Shizuku," a rainbow bridge spans to the northern fortress where Genbu-sama is held captive.
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Toward the final battle.
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Yellow Pig『…………………pfft』
Red Pig『…………………damn it』
White Pig『…………………Daaaroo……』
Blue Pig『…………………riyagatte……Zo……』
By the time all the errands were completed, an overwhelmingly tense atmosphere had settled among the pigs.
「…………………」
「…………………」
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To be honest, we're in the same boat.
By this point, everyone had already reached the stage where they couldn't survive without sabotaging their allies, and constant underhanded struggles had erupted—backstabbing at every turn.
And then,
"Hey, 'Nameless.' Pay back that healing potion you borrowed earlier."
"Here you go."
"Hey, wait—! ……So that's how it is? Damn it!"
"?"
Such incidents have happened countless times between us.
I thought I'd properly handed over the healing potion, but apparently my little piggy character refuses to listen.
Still, this isn't always just playful teasing—sometimes it's genuinely malicious—so we can't trust each other at all.
We advanced toward the final battlefield, both of us completely consumed by suspicion and paranoia.
"By the way, Tora-kun."
"Hm?"
"What do you think, how will this story end?"
"Well, we save the princess, and it's a happy ending, obviously."
"Really? Are you sure about that?"
"You're saying it's not?!"
"Yes....After all, these little piglets have committed too many sins to ever truly be happy."
"---? So, if you commit sins, you can't be happy?"
"In reality, that's not how it works... But in stories, there's a rule of cause and effect..."
It's an amateur-made game, so there's no need to stick strictly to the rules, right?
That might be true, but...
I really feel the author's message coming through strongly in this game.
"Don't you dare become like this."
So, surely, the ending of this story is...
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Before us, those who had obtained the legendary gear, the remnants of the "Wolf Clan" were no longer enemies.
We no longer need tactics or strategies.
Perhaps those who harbor resentment and hatred deep within their hearts are precisely the ones most qualified to be attackers.
We all tore through the fortress like a whirlwind, slaughtering the fleeing members of the "Wolf Clan."
With every swing of their weapons, enemies were sent flying, splattering blood as they turned into lifeless flesh.
Before us, the "Wolf Clan" was no different than infants.
The Yellow Boar mercilessly slaughtered the young wolves.
The White Boar pierced the wolf children with sharp spears, killing them.
The Blue Boar—working in tandem with the Yellow Boar—always violated the wolf girl before strangling her to death.
After all kinds of atrocities had been committed, the wolf chief finally submitted.
The piglets, now like broken spiders, delivered their verdict.
Yellow Boar: "Then, out of special mercy, we shall spare your lives. In return, you must surrender all your treasures—none shall remain."
Chief: "Yes, we shall surrender them."
White Boar: "Furthermore, you must hand over your children as hostages."
Chief: "We understand completely."
The piglets nod in agreement.
Yellow Pig: "Now we finally get our hands on the last woman."
Red Pig: "We did it."
Blue Pig: "Yes."
White Pig: "We've accomplished it."
And then—now, at last, their feelings aligned perfectly—the four stood at equal distances from one another.
Each one raised their weapon.
Yellow Pig: "Then... let's settle everything once and for all with a fight to the death."
Blue Pig: "Yes."
White Pig: "That works for me."
Red Pig: "I never liked any of you from the start."
"See? Just as I thought it would turn out."
A deep sigh.
And thus, the true final battle began.